Crack Wise

Tonight The Daily Show did a bit about Rob Ford (congratulations Toronto, you've finally got the world's attention) and in it, they claimed that actually, all Canadians are on crack.  Rather than take offence, I thought this actually makes some sense.  So to borrow from a different late night show, I present to you...

The Top Ten Things That Prove Canadians Are, Indeed, All On Crack

10. Manage to stay entertained through long winter
9. Think Blackberry will make a comeback

8. Economy stayed strong when everyone else's was collapsing - we had to be selling something
7. Understand Tragically Hip lyrics

6. Think nothing of getting up at 5:00 am to take kids to hockey practice

5. Baseball stars suddenly can't play after joining Blue Jays
4. Life of Pi

3. Believe we can get oil out of the tar sands without destroying the environment

2. Our senators can't remember where they live or where they get their money from

And - from the home office in Medicine Hat - the number one Thing That Proves Canadians Are, Indeed, All On Crack:

1. We elected Rob Ford