Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoos. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Ink’s Awakening

You know what’s weird? I never got used to symmetrical nose piercings. See, as a kid in the seventies and eighties, piercings never strayed from the earlobe, unless you wanted to completely leave society behind. Then in the nineties, people started piercing the side of the nose. That was pretty unprecedented in western society, but I thought it looked good. Some time around the turn of the century they moved to piercing the middle part of the nose, and I never could get used to it. I’d like to think that there’s some aesthetic principle at work here, but more likely, it’s just the old fact that adults aren't able to accept new ideas that the kids come up with. If that is the case, it’s a strange example, since middle-nose-piercing became common only a few years after nose-side-piercing, which would imply that I went from open-minded free-thinking youngster to grumpy and intolerant adult in the short space between the two trends.

To be clear, this is just the gut reaction I have. I realize there’s no good reason that one type of piercing is acceptable and the other isn’t. I don't look down on people because of piercings, I'm just being honest about my emotional reaction, and hoping young people will understand that it's a nonsensical habit cast years ago, now continued unconsciously and with some regret. Same with putting two spaces between sentences. I know it makes no sense; but I had to learn to do it to pass typing in grade nine and now I can’t stop.

Tattoos had a similar story. In the nineties, tattoos started getting wider acceptance, but people were just getting small tattoos. Again, this was something I found easy to accept. And then tattooing went from a minor accent on the body to something you turn your entire body over to. Again, this came after I became an adult.

So there're still some aspects of tattoos that I  struggle with. First, tattoos don’t fit the person. I mean, the stereotype of the person. You know, everyone has a picture of what the heavily tattooed person looks like. And yet, so often it’s their polar opposite who has the full-back skull tattoo peaking over their neckline. I’m used to seeing large tattoos, but less-so when they’re peaking over the neckline of a conservative sweater, rather than a Slipknot T-shirt.

And this leads us to the odd fact that the need to conceal hasn’t gone away. In my previous post about tattoos, I referred to the nineties trend of small, easily-concealed tattoos to let people feel badass without anyone actually seeing that you have a tattoo. What’s weird is that people still place a value on the idea of tattoos you can cover up. The difference is that we’ve gone from a tiny tattoo on the ankle that can be covered with a boot or a sock, to a full-body tattoo up to the neck that can be covered by a full set of clothes. But the principle remains bizarrely the same. That's a commentary on today's society: we want to stick it to the man, as long as the man doesn't find out.

Of course, there are people who bravely cross that threshold and get a tattoo on the side of the neck or back of the neck, or maybe behind the ear. But  there’s still an aversion to tattoos around the face and front of the neck. Yes, there are a few who cross that line, but they're rare compared to the total number of people who have tattoos. Mostly, the parts of a person we interact with are off-limits. I’m sure there’s some cognitive scientists who could explain that because we see faces in a different way than we see others objects, we prefer to avoid artificial changes to that area. Or it could be that the face is the ultimate uncoverable place. If it's on your arm, a long sleeve will cover any embarrassing testament to an ex, or The Bloodhound Gang, or the Sega Saturn or something. But the face is the ultimate commitment.

And the fact is that people aren't really committed to anything that much. Another thing that hasn't changed is that people want a tattoo, not a tattoo of something. In another old post, I mentioned that a big reason I have no tattoos is that there is nothing I’m so dedicated to that I would want it permanently on my body. But that clearly doesn’t stop most people. There are so many tattoos of generic things that it’s clear that they want a tattoo, and the subject matter is less important to them. I suppose that's a strange commentary on our society too: people want to make a public, life-long commitment to something, but they aren't sure what.


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Tattoo Advice From Someone with No Tattoos

I just read in a coffee shop newsletter that 24% of Americans have a tattoo.  After checking with a far more credible source (Wikipedia) it seems the overall numbers aren't that high (only in the mid teens, but over 30% for some age groups.)

Anyway, I thought this was as good a time as any to share my ideas about them.  I know, you've heard the advice, like the only names you should get on you are your own and your mother's.  Anyone can tell you that, here are some rules you may not have heard.

1. If you're going to get a tattoo, get a tattoo.  This isn't as much of a problem now that they're getting more socially accepted, but in my day there was a rash of people getting tiny little tattoos in easily concealed areas.  Ooh, I'm a bad boy/girl, I have a tattoo - here, try this magnifying glass.


2. Spend some time with it.
A lot of people get a sketch of the design they want and think on it for a few days before going through with the procedure.  That's a nice start, but there's another step I recommend: find a friend with Photoshop or other graphic editing software, scan in the design, then blur it a little, and take out some of the colour.  That's what your tattoo is going to look like for most of its existence, so judge it on that.

3. Think about design.
It seems many people just get a picture of something they like and put it on their body.  In other words, they treat their tattoo like their Facebook Cover photo.  Except many people seem to put more thought into Facebook.  Remember that it's not just a picture you like, it's a picture that looks good on your body.  Sure you like your iPhone, but that doesn't mean you want a picture of it on your arm.  To put it in artistic terms, less Mondrian, more Van Gogh.


4. Be careful with sleeves.
Getting "sleeved" means getting an arm completely covered in tattoos.  See, that's the sort of commitment I can respect.  But if you're going to make that kind of commitment, you want credit for it.  The problem is, you can get fake sleeves - that is, actual sleeves with tattoo-like designs on them.  So make sure your arm tattoos come to an uneven edge on your wrist so everyone knows they're real.