This brings up something I've always wondered about the show: The Doctor's strange use of his time. With the entirety of space and time to chose from, he keeps hanging around Britain. Okay, they've said he has an affinity for the human race, so that explains why he chooses our planet. But why always with the British? They're nice people and all, but there's plenty more to chose from.
So I want to know, if other countries had their own Time Lords, what would they be like? Let the cavalcade of stereotypes begin!
| Country | Occupation | Tardis Shape | Sonic Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Britain | Doctor | Police Call Box | Screwdriver |
| Canada | Accountant | Ice Fishing Hut | Bottle Opener |
| U.S.A. | Lawyer | RV | Gun |
| Japan | Cyborg | Capsule Hotel (The only Tardis that's not larger on the inside) | Phone |
| China | Loyal Politburo Member | Cheap Knock-off of the American Tardis | Chopsticks |
| Sweden | Novelist | Volvo | Allen Key |
| France | Striking Farmer | Bistro | Corkscrew |
| Germany | Engineer | Small Gothic Cathedral | Sausage |
| Brazil | Rubber Magnate | Carnival Float | Soccer Ball |
| Switzerland | Banker | Ski Chalet | Swiss Army Knife |
| India | Singer/Actor | Howdah on an Elephant | Sitar |
| Greece | Unemployed | Repossessed Porsche Cayenne | German's Sausage |
| Russia | Personally, I think Putin is a Time Lord | ||
| South Africa | Miner | Ecotourist Cabin | Vuvuzela |
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