Thursday, May 24, 2012

Free Advice for Hollywood

As an addition to my earlier rant against What to Expect When You're Expecting, here are some more non-fiction, non-story books that should be made into movies.

Guns, Germs and Steel - assuming they don't actually use anything except the title, this could be a great sci-fi action movie.

Freakonomics - Robin Williams as an odd-ball economist who saves the world from the housing crisis

Plato's Republic - remember, The Matrix was loosely based on the Cave Analogy

The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire - They never did make a sequel to Gladiator

The Guinness Book of Records - and you thought the Jackass movies were great for laughing at people endangering their lives.

The Secret - a great supernatural thriller.  How do you stop someone who can make things happen with their mind just by being positive?

The Origin of Species - again, great horror possibilities.

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat - that's a more sophisticated premise than most Adam Sandler movies

Dianetics - no idea how easy it will be to spin a story about it, but it won't be hard to find people to act in it.

any Malcolm Gladwell book - is it just me, or is he a pair of glasses from being the Literati's Napoleon Dynamite?

Eats, Shoots, and Leaves - who wouldn't want to see a movie about vigilante grammarian Pandas?

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