First Real Bloggiversary!

I've actually been writing this blog for four years, but since I thought it would be funny to start the blog on February 29th, this is the first real anniversary of this blog. So to celebrate, here are my favourite posts:

• Cracking the Maclean's code - I become a real-life Robert Langdon, with better writing
• Kansas, and friends of Dorothy - The untold story of American demographics
• Who, CPA - I make fun of nationalities across space and time
• We're Cruisin' For A Nukin' - In which I expose a little known Canadian attack on Britain
• And Now Here It Is, Your Moment Of Absolute Panic - My reasons for being the first to get on the Donald-Trump-is_scary-not-funny bandwagon.
• Half-Dialog - I explain that unrealistic video games are better than reality
• Selfie Steam - In which I make more photobooth jokes than anyone this side of Jay Leno
• Olympic Butthole Surfers - I try to broker some understanding between music and sports
• With Six You Get Beanroll - In which I help us empathize with the founders of Chinese restaurant
• I'm Sure They're Up To Plan Thirty Or Forty By Now - I explain that my reasons for hating Sharknado were far more sophisticated than yours.
• Panic! In The Winter - I get new respect for winter and Canadian Science Fiction
• Great Expectations - In which I disagree with Bono on how to achieve greatness
• I Declare This Post Didn't Really Happen - I come to understand the complexity of Star Wars
• How Not To Look Foolish On The Internet - pretty self-explanatory, isn't it?
• Soccer Stars - I complain about the Cristiano Ronaldo Galaxy
• Laettner Has Scored For America - an alternate view of Canada's Summit Series win
• Missouri - I finally understand the sixties
• I Think You Can Read 'Bout Dyson - In which I give the Dyson vacuum cleaner guy some advice
• I'm Going To Comic-Con As The American Middle Class - I explain cosplay and the decline of Western Civilization
• It's Gotta Be Da Symbol - In which I critique the then-new Raptors' logo

Thanks for reading!