Fixed Idiots

I always used to hate it, years ago, when movie ads would end by saying, "only in theatres!" I was like, Geez, what else would it ...

See, if the Blue Jays had succeeded in signing Shoehi Ohtani, then that headline is the pun we’d all be getting tired of. Aren’t you glad we...

When the Outback Steakhouse started to get big, with its pseudo-Australian stylings, I wondered what a Canadian version of that would look ...

You know that proverb: “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” Is it though? When was the last hellish thing that started with goo...

You know what’s weird? I never got used to symmetrical nose piercings. See, as a kid in the seventies and eighties, piercings never strayed ...

The theme music for Monday Night Football is a cover of “In The Air Tonight” performed by a country star and a rapper.

How about this NBA in season tournament? It’s an idea borrowed from soccer and grafted on to a North American basketball league. It's a ...